Gizli üvey babamın itirafı

I'm old enough that I feel like I can tell you this. But you have to promise not to laugh at me okay? I have been holding this in for so long.. okay.. I'm just going to say it so it's off my chest. I'll tell you about all the thoughts I had about you.. and what I used to do while thinking about you.. and when I did it… but you have to promise not to tell anyone, okay?